A Connecticut man says he was flipping through his local newspaper when BEHOLD! an image of Jesus appeared to him in a blog of ink. The whole story is here. Yeah, they made this into "story"....
Joseph McCaffrey told the Norwalk Hour he was reading the May 2 edition when he mentioned to his wife that the movie section had a large blob of ink.
"I didn't see it at first, but as I was reading the paper, I said to my wife the movie section was blotted out with ink and held it up for her to see," he told The Hour. "And she shouted, 'It's Jesus!'"
According to the article, McCaffrey then snapped a photo of the holy sighting to show his friends and family.
"Some see the image, some don't," he said in The Hour. "The overwhelming majority said they could definitely see Jesus."
The overwhelming majority see Jesus in that ink spot? Really?
Are these people blind? Do they have some other mental picture of Christ that I've never imagined? I might give them the benefit of the doubt if they saw... perhaps...
But Jesus?! No.
And even if you did "see" Jesus in a blob of ink in USA Today... would you tell anybody? Would you show your neighbors or actually sit down for an interview?